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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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