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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Miscarriages.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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