A person from Singapore eats

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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