Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Poop

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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I am dyslexic

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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