- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

I am dyslexic

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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