- Anti Joke

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

have safe sex

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Anti Joke

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