- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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