- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

The Female Orgasm

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

This sentence is a lie.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Women's Rights Movement

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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