- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

The Female Orgasm

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

This sentence is a lie.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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