- Anti Joke

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

I'm gay.

What do you call an amazing person Good

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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