- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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