High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

I regret everything.....

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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