why was the black man blind? because he was black.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Microwave

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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