Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Anti Joke

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