What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

I'm gay.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

WHAT THE BABIES?!

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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