- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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