What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

There once was this guy and he fell down

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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