- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How do you spell eight? 8

The Holocaust

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Donald Trump

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

THE GAME

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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