Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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