- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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