What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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