how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

THE GAME

Chuck norris

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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