what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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