- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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