What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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