Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Im batman...suck it losers

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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