- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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