a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

ejaculation JLR

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

You idiot.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Actually it was me Josh brown

meh

Haha, I get it..

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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