Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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what happens every day? People die

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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ejaculation JLR

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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