What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Haha, I get it..

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

You idiot.

meh

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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