- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Knock Knock Who's There 42

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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