- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

women's rights, lol

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

2 Penises

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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