Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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women's rights, lol

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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