Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

The WPGA tour

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Fat people

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Justin Bieber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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