My name is Jeff

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Justin Bieber

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Were can you find a bag of meth?

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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