What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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2 Penises

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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