- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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