I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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