A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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