What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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knock knock There's no door

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Youre mom is so dead...

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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