sweating like antoni with a girl

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

roses are red violets are indigo

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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