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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Why? Why Not?

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

whats 2+2 equal? 4

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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