- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

I regret everything.....

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

sorry son your nanas been put down

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