What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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c-? men, C-men

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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The Holocaust

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Donald Trump

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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