Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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whos district champs not JM

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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