- Anti Joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.