How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

thumb_up thumb_down -2

c-? men, C-men

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Many people of many races do many things every day.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

69

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

thumb_up thumb_down -2

You tell me. I have amnesia.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops