What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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Penis.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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