- Anti Joke

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Women's Rights Movement

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.