- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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