What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Tunechi

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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