God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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A person from Singapore eats

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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