- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

I am dyslexic

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Women's Rights Movement

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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