- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What the hell are you doing?

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Women Sports.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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