There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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John Cena

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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