Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Mitt Romney

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Anti Joke

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