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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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