- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I regret everything.....

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

2 Penises

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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