- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

knock knock There's no door

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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