Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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whats one plus one penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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