Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Stop procrastinating.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Women Sports.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Poop

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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