- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

all your base are belong to mark

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

How did th-A fridge.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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