Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Vaginal secretions

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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