Ain't idn't a word.

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Cancer.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Rick santorum

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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